Co-dependent

"Mom?"

"What?" He finds me in the kitchen.

(30 seconds elapse)
"Mom?"

"What?" He finds me in the bathroom.

(30 seconds elapse)
"Mom?"

"What?" He finds me in the living room.

(60 seconds elapse)
"Mom?"

"What?" He finds me in the office.

(45 seconds elapse)
"Mom?"

"For the love of God, child. What!!!?" He found me in the same room he was in.